Hello to everyone who is actually taking the time to look at this! I promise you that you are only wasting your time by a little bit. But, the longer I drone on, then that's when the wasting of your time increases exponentially. I guess only you can truly choose how to waste your time most efficiently. If you can be efficient wasting time, then I'd say you are quite good. I mean, look at this, in five sentences, look how much time you (and I) have wasted together. Anyway....
I started working at Boots' The Chemist in a little town, right close to Bristol, called Keynsham. I have only been there for three days, but I must say that the staff is extraordinarily friendly. I have already had quality conversations concerning Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch and The Beatles. It turns out that the manager of this chemist (pharmacy) is a huge Beatles' nut and collects equipment - instruments, amps - that were the exact models of what the Beatles used to record. He has stated that he can't quit listening to Abbey Road, how his favorite Beatles track of all time might be Nowhere Man, and we have unanimously decided that the best track on Abbey Road is I Want You (She's So Heavy). It's so obvious anyway.
Another woman there has let me borrow The Office, the English version. I am a huge fan of the American knock-off, so I am interested in giving this a spin. As far as the pharmacy itself goes, things are interesting. Everything seems a bit primitive. There really doesn't seem to be any order to anything at all. Prescriptions are dropped off from customers or surgeries (which may or may not be outpatient doctor's offices) and are then either thrown into a box and prepared in the next 48 hours (yes, 48 hours) or are immediately whipped up with really no rhyme or reason so long as a label prints from the computer and is smacked onto a box (hardly anything is counted because everything is all ready by unit dose boxing), is checked by practically anyone around... the pharmacist does have the final say, and is handed to the patient within minutes. I haven't heard one patient pissing and carrying on about the wait for the drugs nor have I heard anyone moaning about their insurance co-pay. This may have something to do with the National Health Service and universal coverage. This is something I need to explore a little more however.
I go into work around 0900 and leave by about 1800. The hour lunch break is beautiful and affords me the opportunity to check out quaint little eateries or coffee shops in the town. The other thing that I may grow very fond of are these 15-30 minute tea breaks throughout the day. We get one in the morning and one in the afternoon. And we actually drink tea and eat biscuits! It is true. It really happens in England. One thing that I already fancied at home was tea, but I am beginning to feel right at home with a little splash of milk in my tea. Tasty.
I think that this pretty much brings everyone up to speed. Tonight I went down to the laundry machine to do a bit of laundry and was ready to go -- I had my £1 and my 60 p and I was set. But, once I got down there, I discovered, after I had already put my pound into the machine, that it only accepts 20 pence pieces and that my 50 pence piece was not allowed into the washer apparently. And this was of course perfect, as I have none of the correct amount of change in my pockets, in my room, anywhere. And to piss me off a bit more, the washing machine was not, under any circumstances, no matter how many times I pressed the return change button, no matter how loud I swore, going to give my money back to me. And that's not £1, that's $2!!! ( Yes, I am still converting all transactions inside of my head...)
I eventually just bit it, put another £1 into the machine - and it happily accepted the remainder of my £1.60 plus tip and merrily starting washing away. And this little story reminded me a bit of last night. I felt like I didn't quite have exact change... I am getting to the point, being away from home for about eleven days and I am starting to miss familiarity. The ease of making a sandwich at home or curling up on the couch with my fiancee and dog and watching some TV.
To remedy the situation though, I bought two tickets to see one of my favorite bands, The National. And things began to feel a little more familiar and my change started to balance out exactly. And at the moment, in the words of Thom Yorke, Everything is in its right place... For the time being anyway. And besides, I think with change.. You can never feel exact.